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Our heroine and rumored creator of RARITY 9, the most powerful
developer's tool of all-time. After the RARITY 9 beta was
stolen by Captain Bran, Zaku vowed to recover it at all costs. If she fails,
Bran's horrible videogames will flood the market, causing widespread boredom.
Zaku's arsenal includes such technical gadgetry as rocket shoes and power gloves.
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The Penguin Bros. - Dip, Bip, Flip and Emp - are the leaders of Captain Bran's
problem distribution team. Bran has given them each a backup copy of the stolen
RARITY 9 program for questionably safe keeping. To protect it from
danger, the brothers put their collective talents to use : Dip enjoys excessively
complex machinery, Bip prefers to smash things, Flip likes playing tricks, and
Emp is rather sickeningly obsessed with blowing things up.
Though not the most brilliant boys in the world, the Penguin Bros. serve their
their master with a fierce (if not fully understood) determination. This makes
them a considerably dangerous group.
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President of Bran Systems Ltd. (best games and lawsuits this side of the arctic
circle!), Captain Bran stole the beta version of RARITY 9 for his
own sinister uses. A generally nasty guy and overall sour pickle, Bran despises
the world and vows to drive it into certain peril in the most ridiculous way
possible : by flooding the videogame market with copy after copy of the most
hideous entertainment software products ever created.
Enjoys spending his afternooons leisurely taking candy from babies and
launching ready-made sandwiches into deep space.
Got stuck in a bathtub once.
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Though she was once Zaku's mentor, not much is known about this mysterious
girl except that she appears to be assisting Captain Bran with his
nefarious ambitions.
Skilled in the art of punch-things-in-the-head style, she's a force to be
reckoned with, especially while standing or floating in one of her overly
dramatic poses.
Can snort an entire "Pixy Stix" without flinching.
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